Email Bullshit Detector

Paste any corporate email and instantly find out exactly how much of it is buzzwords, passive-aggressive posturing, and meaningless filler. Finally, a tool that reads between the lines so you don't have to.

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Interpreting Your Results

A field guide to understanding what your score really means.

0-25
Mostly Harmless
This email might actually contain real information. The sender either genuinely respects your time or hasn't been fully assimilated into the corporate communication style yet. Either way, appreciate it.
26-50
Standard Corporate Filler
A typical corporate email. Contains some real content buried under a comfortable layer of jargon. The sender is trying to communicate but can't resist throwing in a few buzzwords to sound important. Could have been 60% shorter.
51-75
Certified Corporate Fluff
This email is mostly decorative. The sender has mastered the art of writing many words while saying almost nothing. Consider replying with "Noted." and moving on with your life. Your time is worth more than this.
76-100
Pure Concentrated Bullshit
The sender probably spent twenty minutes writing this. You'll spend five reading it. Neither of you will remember it by Friday. There is virtually no actionable content, but it will generate at least two follow-up threads.

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