Honest pricing for honest waste management. Choose the plan that matches your level of corporate dysfunction.
All plans include our core reality-check features. Upgrade for advanced bullshit detection and industrial-scale waste management.
Perfect for small teams just discovering their capacity for waste production
14-day free trial, no credit card required
For established companies with mature waste management needs
14-day free trial, priority support
For companies transitioning from growth to "efficiency"
7-day free trial, includes onboarding
Industrial-scale waste production for Fortune 500 companies
Custom implementation, dedicated success manager
See exactly what level of corporate dysfunction management you'll get with each plan
| Feature | Startup Shit | Corporate Crap | Harvest Mode | Enterprise |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Failed MVP Tracking | Up to 10 | Unlimited | Unlimited | Unlimited |
| Bullshit Detection | Basic | Advanced | Advanced | AI-Powered |
| Executive Excrement Analysis | ❌ | ✅ | ✅ | ✅ |
| Consultant Spending Tracker | ❌ | ✅ | ✅ | ✅ |
| Efficiency Theater Dashboards | ❌ | ❌ | ✅ | ✅ |
| Custom Bullshit Taxonomy | ❌ | ❌ | ❌ | ✅ |
| Support Level | Priority | Phone + Email | Dedicated Manager |
As real as your company's commitment to "digital transformation" and about as useful as your last strategic offsite.
Absolutely. We offer volume discounts for companies that have truly embraced their dysfunction. Contact sales for a custom quote based on your current bullshit output metrics.
Don't worry—we've designed PoopOS to work seamlessly with all major sources of corporate waste, from legacy systems to modern "cloud-native" disasters. Our integration team has seen it all.
Yes, but honestly, your team is probably already experts at producing corporate waste. Our training focuses on properly categorizing and presenting it.
Like most SaaS companies, we'll make it just difficult enough that you'll keep paying rather than deal with the cancellation process. It's very on-brand for us.
Stop pretending your initiatives matter. Start managing them honestly with PoopOS.
All plans include a 14-day free trial. No credit card required for basic reality checks.