What Our Customers Say (When HR Isn't Listening)
Every testimonial is 100% authentic, just like your company's core values.
"I ran the Bullshit Score Calculator on our own all-hands deck. It scored a 91. I showed it to my VP and she said, 'That seems about right.' We still gave the presentation."
"After implementing PoopOS, our meeting efficiency improved by 0%. But at least now we can quantify the waste. That's progress."
"I showed the Bullshit Score Calculator to our CEO. His last investor update scored a 94. He read the number and said, 'That's actually lower than I expected.'"
"We replaced our entire tech stack with PoopOS. Nothing changed, but the honesty is refreshing."
"The Meeting Cost Calculator showed our weekly all-hands costs $47,000 per session. We still have it. But now we feel bad about it."
"PoopOS helped us realize that our 'digital transformation' was just moving Post-it notes to Jira. Same chaos, higher subscription fees."
"Our investors loved the Startup Valuation Calculator. They laughed, then they cried, then they asked to renegotiate our term sheet."
"I've been in corporate for 20 years. PoopOS is the first software that accurately reflects my lived experience."
"We deployed PoopOS as a joke. It's now our most-used internal tool. What does that say about us?"
"I've been playing Buzzword Bingo during our all-hands for three months now. I've won four times. Nobody else knows I'm playing."
"PoopOS's AI Reality Check page is more accurate than our actual AI products. We're considering pivoting to become PoopOS."
"A board member forwarded our feature comparison page to the rest of the board with the note: 'This is exactly the kind of strategic thinking we need.' He wasn't joking."
"I've known what's broken for years. It's nice to have something that says it out loud so I don't have to."
"I spend about 70% of my time in alignment meetings. The Meeting Cost Calculator helped me show my skip-level what that actually costs. He listened. We cut three recurring syncs. It's not much, but I built something that week."
"It just felt good to see a product that acknowledged what we all already knew."
Usage statistics from our first year. Interpret responsibly.
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