Your Card
Click a square when you hear it. Get five in a row and try not to scream "BINGO" out loud.
BINGO!
You did it. Corporate jargon has peaked. Screenshot this before they "circle back."
Turn your next all-hands into a game. Open this card, hide it behind your "engaged listening face," and mark off buzzwords as leadership drops them. First to five in a row wins the right to silently judge everyone.
Click a square when you hear it. Get five in a row and try not to scream "BINGO" out loud.
You did it. Corporate jargon has peaked. Screenshot this before they "circle back."
Maximize your bingo experience without getting fired
Angle it behind your laptop so it looks like you're taking notes. Bonus points if you nod thoughtfully while marking squares.
Share this page with trusted colleagues. First one to BINGO sends a single emoji in the team Slack. Everyone else knows.
The urge to shout "BINGO!" during Q&A is real. Resist it. Channel your joy into a subtle fist pump under the table.
If your meetings generate enough buzzwords to fill a bingo card, you might need PoopOS to manage the rest of the dysfunction too.