Meeting Cost Calculator

Ever wonder how much money your company incinerates every time someone says "let's get aligned"? Now you can quantify the despair. Spoiler: it's always worse than you think.

The Damage Report

Configure your meeting parameters below. Try not to cry when you see the results.

Number of attendees Include the ones on mute who are clearly making lunch

8

2 (an actual conversation) 30 (a hostage situation)

Average annual salary of attendees If you don't know, $120K is a depressingly safe guess for tech

$120,000

$40K (intern they dragged in) $300K (the VP who talks the most)

Meeting duration in minutes Be honest -- include the 10 minutes of "can you see my screen?"

60 min

15 min (a standup that stayed standing) 180 min (a war crime)

How often does this meeting happen? The recurring invite that nobody dares to decline

Cost Per Meeting

$0

Annual Cost

$0

Based on PoopOS research (and common sense)

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0

junior developer salaries you're burning

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0

Tesla Cybertrucks (windows included)

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0

years of PoopOS Enterprise Excrement

Horrified By the Numbers?

PoopOS won't cancel your meetings for you, but our Meeting Waste Analytics dashboard will make your manager feel personally attacked. And that's a start.

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